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Florida Pete Blasted For Choosing Short Hair Lifestyle!
(Pete Deemed A "Sell Out" For Cutting Hair To Impress People; Phil Touts Long Hair - April 5, 2007)
Hair Consultant candidate Florida Pete (right photo) was
criticized for having short hair for most of his life.
Pete used to have great-looking long hair, but "sold out" a long time ago
to impress conservative people, "the establishment" and others who
might look down upon him with long hair.
His opponent, Phil The Lurker, had a lot to say in a phone interview today:
"I just find it astounding that a Hair Consultant would have short hair! That's
been one of the major problems of Hair Consultants in the past."
said Phil, who has had longish hair since being in the fifth grade in 1967.
Phil blasted the possibility of an inexperienced and unqualified candidate in Pete:
"Would you let your children take lessons on how
to drive a car by someone who doesn't drive? It's crazy to me."
said Phil, "It'll be another long year of an incompetent Hair Consultant who doesn't
'walk his talk' if (Pete) is elected."
Phil grew up in Colorado Springs and was
in elementary school during the late 1960's,
when the really conservative and stupid-looking crew cut styles were
the norm. Even then, Phil "bucked the system" even amidst threats from school teachers who wanted to cut his hair.
Back when crew cuts were the big thing in the 1960's, including the style known as the
'pineapple," I had long hair." added Phil.
Left Photo: A photo of Phil The Lurker and Steve at Phil's
former restaurant in Florence, Colorado in 2004.
Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi also had harsh words when this fact was revealed during
Pete's failed attempt to be Hair Consultant in 2006.
"I really do think it's disturbing that Pete caved in and cut his hair
to impress whomever. To me, that's kind of spineless." said Steve.
Florida Pete has been criticized in other ways during this campaign, including many attacks from Phil and his supporters.
Two weeks ago, Pete was ridiculed when it was
revealed many of his strongest supporters have
avatars that either hide or conceal their hair.
In previous campaigns, he was also blasted for
voting for Mike Dukakis for president in 1988,
and for being a weasel
and dimwit.
This year, there are two candidates (Florida Pete and Phil The Lurker) running
in the annual mid-April election that determines who will serve as Hair Consultant
- the chief encourager and "go to person" for Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi in his effort
to grown his naturally curly hair really long. Voting happens on April 12-15, 2007
and all are encouraged to vote. Visit
the 2007 Hair Consultant election page for more details.
You are welcome to comment about the 2007 Hair Consultant campaign and
which candidate you like best (Pete or Phil) on the:
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