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Ex-Hair Consultant Ben Pledges Support For Florida Pete!
(Ben Touts Pete's Dedication; Criticizes Phil The Lurker's "Narcissism" and "Negativity" - March 28, 2007)
Hair Consultant
candidate Florida Pete received yet another major endorsement, this time from ex-Hair
Consultant Ben "One With The Tao" Paulson.
"I am here to lay my support fully behind Pete. While I may question his
political leanings and his understanding of the Climate
Change debate, I do not question his devotion to Steve's hair." wrote Ben,
who has been an advocate of liberal causes on the Politics Forum (right photo).
Ben has been a regular visitor of this web site since January 2002 and
was elected Hair Consultant
in April 2005 when he defeated, ironically, Florida Pete.
He served under the policy of a "Do Nothing Hair
Consultant," who insisted from the beginning that Steve himself should
do the hard work of taking care of his hair and quit relying on experts.
Ben crafted a very unique campaign platform: He'd do nothing like past Hair Consultants,
but at least he would be honest about it. Ben is remembered and recognized as the first Hair Consultant ever to serve for
an entire year without being fired or acting like a drama queen.
(Right photo: Ben at a Colorado Guy barbeque in 2003.)
(Left photo: A cheesy photo of Florida Pete
grinning for the camera.)
Phil The Lurker Slammed For Narcissism and Negativity
In his endorsement letter, Ben had very critical words about the character and campaign tactics
of Phil The Lurker.
"Phil 'lurks' until the time is right and is using this election to
try to promote his own vanity. Phil
proclaims he has great hair? Talk about narcissism." wrote Ben,
"Moreover, Phil distorts the facts and
uses negativity at every turn."
"There are a plethora of negative remarks (by Phil), but I find this one to be most insulting:
"Gore is a JOKE ... much like your HC's have been, Steve." (wrote Phil on the
Politics Forum)
"I was a joke?! I fulfilled my campaign promises; There is no joke in that! How insulting."
There are two candidates (Florida Pete and Phil The Lurker) who are candidates
in the annual mid-April election that determines who will serve as Hair Consultant
- the chief encourager and "go to person" for Steve "Colorado Guy" Garufi in his effort
to grown his naturally curly hair really long. Voting happens on April 12-15, 2007
and all are encouraged to vote. Visit
the 2007 Hair Consultant election page for more details.
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